RightUpYourAss

Me and you will last forever.....like BLOCKBUSTER video.

You know what pisses me right off? (besides friend requests from guys) Is when a scene title says 'Hot brunette gets assfucked.' But no, NO brunette gets their ass fucked. Not even close.

Potatoes make french fries, potato chips AND vodka. It's like the other vegetables ain't even trying.

True story, i like to fuck my friends girls up the ass. Cuz then i tell them by the next day but usually i just immediately text 'Yo i fucked your girl. I just wanted you to know shes a cheating ho' I'm sorry i just wanted you to kno. and i love the look on their face when i actually tell them in person, "Yeah, I bent (ho name here) over and fucked her right up the ass, without even 1 kiss ." And they be cool cuz theyd look like a sucker if i told them and they snap. So i tell them before anyone else can. I've had n***as actually THANK ME for telling them lol. Cuz they kno i helped 'em by being honest, but its how i would wanna know if my girl cheated, it would suck but ya'd wanna kno.....